loliconprince:

offending one of your friends on accident in the middle of a nice conversation

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

touchin wet food while washing dishes

bublog:

Oh hey, BUB was on the Today Show. Today.

bublog:

Hey. It’s me, BUB.

OK, so before I go to the bathroom I wanted to remind my Philadelphia friends that I’ll be at the PSPCA tomorrow from 11am - 1pm to meet you.

HERE’S THE DETAILS 

cracked:

“Thousands of Tribbles but only one spy…”

21 Changes to the Summer Movie Lineup We’d Like to See

 

apoemaday:

by Derrick C. Brown

wait until
a year from now
where you say,
“Holy fuck,
I can’t believe I was going to kill myself before I etcetera’d…
before I went skinny dipping in Tennessee,
made my own IPA,
tried out for a game show,
rode a camel drunk,
skydived alone,
learned to waltz with clumsy old people,
photographed electric jellyfish,
built a sailboat from trash,
taught someone how to read,
etc. etc. etc.”

The red washing
down the bathtub
can’t change the color of the sea
at all.

steffalopod:

who needs kush when u have

koosh